living with

topic posted Thu, November 4, 2004 - 10:58 AM by  cheryl
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cooties mean they are your only friend.
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cheryl
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  • Re: living with

    Thu, November 4, 2004 - 11:11 AM
    not mine...I have glorious, fantastic, heartwrenchingly wonderful friends by the bushel ful...I just cant get laid
    • Re: living with

      Fri, November 5, 2004 - 3:57 PM
      me too. life is a bitch when you can`t get laid.
      sure i`m a big chase BITCH. so i guess i need
      to get laid.
      • Re: living with

        Fri, November 5, 2004 - 4:33 PM
        ...everyone does. The urges are universal, the relief of urges is saddly, sorely, horribly inequitably distributed.
        ...more than that, the NEED for human touch, is absolute. All of us, every human being, requires luvin just to function. All else breaks down with out it. The longer, or harsher the drought, the bigger, weirder, and more dangerous the cooties become.
        ...at least the situation is reversable, eventually.
        • Re: living with

          Fri, November 5, 2004 - 4:39 PM
          only if you can get laid in time.
          for me will i `m a goner. (17 years)
          • Re: living with

            Fri, November 5, 2004 - 5:35 PM
            I'm thinking about hiring a professional.
            • Re: living with

              Fri, November 5, 2004 - 6:07 PM
              i`ve had these thoughts many times. just don`t have the money.
              tell ya though if i had i would have done it already.
              • Re: living with

                Fri, November 5, 2004 - 6:16 PM
                Maybe we could have a bake sale or some such fundraiser to get some monies together. Like the March of Dimes thing for MS but different. The cootie reilief organization. No... Cootie Aid! Too much like a beverage. Maybe we just need more beverages...
                • Re: living with

                  Fri, November 5, 2004 - 6:17 PM
                  By the way, where *is* everyone else in this tribe? Did they actually die of their cooties or what?
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                    Re: living with

                    Sat, November 6, 2004 - 12:39 PM
                    i just got in this tribe.your the only one to talk to
                    me. so i guess they died before we got here. poor souls.
                • Re: living with

                  Sat, November 6, 2004 - 12:37 PM
                  hehehehehe. if i thought we could get away with i would.
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                    Re: living with

                    Sat, November 6, 2004 - 3:23 PM
                    Should we go out into tribe and look for the other members? Like a secret recovery mission. It would be some thing amusing to do...
                    • Re: living with

                      Sat, November 6, 2004 - 3:46 PM
                      ya, guess and thing is better than nothing.
                      but i will not lie. most of the time they
                      just run a way from me.

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